"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

        Dave Berry

 

 "No animal should  ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

    Fran Lebowitz

 

 "Of  all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"

Dr. Tom Cat

 

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life ,his love, his leader.

He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.Anonymous

 

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.Ann Landers

 

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.Will Rogers

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.Ben Williams

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.Josh Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.Andy Rooney

 

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.M. Acklam

 

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.Sigmund Freud

 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Rita Rudner

 

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley

 

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.Franklin P. Jones

 

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.James Thurber

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.Unknown

 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.Joe Weinstein

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!Anne Tyler

 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Robert A. Heinlein

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.Mark Twain

 

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'Dave Barry

 

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.Phil Pastoret